Monday, July 16, 2007

IndecisiveNags

The time has come for a spanking new cyberspace mail address; below is an exhaustive list of nominees. Please select which address you feel would do me justice. I've sorted the prospects into categories to ease this task; and of course this address will be activated through Hotmail. Note: some of these prospects are ascribed to Rattnarcotics.

Japanese:
Nageisha
Nagsamauri
Nagosaurus

Religion/Spirituality:
Nagentile
Naghoul
Nagnostic
NagsScientologyCauseJohnTravoltaTomCruiseAndThatBlackGuyFromSouthParkCannotBeWrong
Naglevitation
NagSaintHot

Music Related:
Nagloaming
Naglamrock
NagScissorSisters
Nagrekerna

Seductive/Bewitching (the preferred category I'd say):
Nagazing
Naglaucoma
Naglissade
NagsShags
NaglutenFree
Nagsalad
Nagloaf
NagleyPuff
HotNagsMaids
FinagleTheNagle
Nagleeper
iamforlovers
Naglistens
Naglagoon
NagLust
Nagsicle
NagLoansHisHeartWithoutInterestExceptInYou
NagsInABox

Self-Righteous/Ostentatious:
Nagland
Nagsaga
Nagalore
SwaggerNaggar
Naglegacy
Naganator

Unclassifiable:
NagLethalInjection
Nagscathe
Nagale
Naglock
Nagauche
NaglegitimateChild
Rottenags

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

castle Naglichtenstein (famous eastern european haunted castle), noigs (heavy new york accent), nagle's bagels (brian's cheesy bagel stand name), naglish river (newfoundland river)

Anonymous said...

Choices ordered by preference:

#1. NaglesBagels
#2. SwaggerNaggar

Anonymous said...

TOP THREE
1. Nagloaming
2. Naglaucoma
3. NagleyPuff

Anonymous said...

And naturally NaglesAndCreamCheese

Kowalski said...

top 5 in no particular order

nagnostic
naglutenfree
nagloaf
swaggernagger

actually cut it down to four

Anonymous said...

-naglecide
-nagletine
-nagtag
-the_nagonwagon

Anonymous said...

Nagsicle.

Anonymous said...

Nagazing by far

Anonymous said...

i vote for rottenags, straight up

cause nagles a greasy, rotten sleazy sunofabitch

Anonymous said...

Nagelomanic

Tim said...

um, katie mcbride and i agree that finaglethenagle is CLEARLY the best.

Anonymous said...

Nagnostic

Laur said...

i have no idea which is the wisest choice but i know you'll do well. you have such a wealth of options you pretty much can't loose. good luck though!