Look at me: I'm an optimist! And by 3.6 points too! Not that I wish to preen of my healthy mental state but perhaps you'll learn something from these reflections from an optimist:
1. I contact acute coryza, and blissfully pronounce this "a most strange and deadly pestilence" and diagnose myself with chronic death.
2. I rosily prepare my Missions presentation absolutely positive that I will self-destruct like Inspector Gadget.
3. Lose my camera battery (with a memory card chalk full of pictures), and become embittered yet happy that I will never receive negatives.
4. Blithely rent a picture that unbeknownst to me I have already viewed (and thus reflect on how memory will surely improve with age).
5. Damage a cardboard box due to excessive joy and bright future.
2 comments:
Apparently, coryza is a symptom of narcotic withdrawal. I guess you've been branching out since leaving Uxbridge.
No, I only withdrawal from universities. Acute coryza is a mere (yet pestilence-like) common cold.
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